Birth Place of the Confederacy (Said like Cartman)
Entry #39.0 May 4, 2026

Let me tell you about where I'm from. Small town in South Carolina population of about 8500. Larger when I was little. There is a smaller town, less than 500 people, called Lockhart,SC. There is a lady from there named Susan Smith. No relation to my friend Susan Adams. When I was about 14 or 15 years old, I worked for a man named David Smith, bagging groceries at the local Winn-Dick-Me (Winn-Dixie). When I was a freshman in high school, his wife, Susan Smith, strapped her two children in a car and pushed it into a lake. In Lockhart South Carolina. Oprah did a show from my hometown. There is a South Park episode based on the event. Butters very own episode. Of course Susan Smith blamed it on a black man. She was having an affair with a man who had more money and did not want kids. So she took care of it. When I first moved to South Beach and after my first boyfriend and I broke up, the first guy I hooked up with was on a bicycle in South Beach cruising me. He wanted to know where I was from. I said you would never guess it's such a small town. I went to describe it. He was from Lockhart. 750 miles to hook up with a river rat. Lol it was good You can't change where you're from.
Originally written by B. On May 4, 2026.
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